Aviso: Locura en JC Penney's

Building on some recent experiences, which have once again reminded me of how many gatos we are crammed onto this little island, I predict a major scene at JC Penney's in Plaza Las Americas tomorrow around 5:00 PM. Why? Well Juan Luis Guerra will make an in-store appearance in promotion of his new CD "La llave de mi corazón".

I mean think about it. The guy has a number one hit on his hands with his title cut "La llave de mi corazón", and has a long distinguished career with his band 4.40. With hundreds of thousands of fanatics on the island, I imagine just about every one of them will go and want to get close to him. In other words, if I were you, I'd avoid JC Penney's like the plague tomorrow around 5:00 PM. I can even see the madness spilling out into Plaza Las Americas in parking shortages and other assorted manifestations of overpopulation and intense heat.

Flickr Creative Commons Contributor Today: duG (I really like point #1 of duG's description of his photograph. Take that, amplify it by 100 and you get how much we respect personal space in a situation like I've described above.)